As good as can be. It’s been forever since I’ve seen you. You know when you’re not on my TV or anything.

I’m pretty good. I know it has been. It’s been such a long time.


How acceptable is it for me to sing Ke$ha at the top of my lungs at one am?

Acceptable as long as no one can hear you, I think.



I wouldn’t be able to tell ya.

That is not surprising in the least. Everyone I asked does not seem to remember it too well either.

Yes. I believe everyone had a bit of a good time there.


Great, I’m locked out. I could have swore I had my keys when I left to go for a run.

This is when those little plastic rocks come in handy!


Just saw Oculus…. Talk about mind fuck.

I don’t know what that is.

If you could trade places with anybody for a day, who would be?


[Makes a series of inaudible noises] That was a a sneak peak of my dub step album. After being locked up in the studio and doing some weird sponsors, Scooter finally let me be weird and awkward back home. Praise.

Sounds painful.

I’ve done everything I could to the best of my ability. Thank you for the unconditional love and cyber hugs. You inspire me.