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nickjerryjonass:

It’s not even the end of August yet and the world agrees that sweater weather is upon us have they even been to California? I hardly believe what we’ve been having lately can be considered sweater weather. We have two seasons: Hot and cold, and in October, it’s muggy. Not my definition of sweater weather, but whatever floats your boat, Gomez. Can you see the shock written all over my face? I think not.
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Most stores have locations over there on the east coast where it gets nice and chilly. So if I order from one of them, then yes it is their sweater weather. I don’t care what California is doing. I am cold and I want to be warm so that’s how I’m gonna do it. I try not to look at your face when I can help it.

 

holl-roden:

But.

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The pouty face does not work on me, Roden. 

Why? Why do you feel the need to do this to your child?

holl-roden:

But they’re both so far away!

Your birthday is less than two months away. You can wait!

nickjerryjonass:

For someone who complains about being cold often, you seem quite cheery about the fact winter is approaching … and sweaters, oddly enough. Remember, sweaters only last for so long in California.
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I am only excited because now the rest of the world agrees that it’s time to wear sweaters which means there are new ones for me to buy. Sweater weather lasts year round for me no matter where I am. I’m in a sweater right now.

camilababess:

selmariejonas:

I love it too. It’s one of my favorite things.

Something about it is all positive!

And warm. And snuggly. And perfect.

its-harry—styles:

I hate running out of cheese and still having chips left. There is no nacho logic at all.

Just seize to exist now. You cannot come back form that.

camilababess:

selmariejonas:

Sweater weather is just around the corner and I am so excited! The online shopping has already begun and I don’t think it’s stopping any time soon!

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Oh how I love sweater weather!

I love it too. It’s one of my favorite things.

holl-roden:

selmariejonas:

Sweater weather is just around the corner and I am so excited! The online shopping has already begun and I don’t think it’s stopping any time soon!

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I hope you bought me something nice.

You have to either wait until your birthday or Christmas! Lucky for you, they both fall in sweater weather time.

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